Getting Some Adult Dating Action

So, you’ve scaled the adult dating profile wall. Your messaging charisma has charmed a woman enough to want to meet you, now just to charm those pants off her.

Let’s say you have already met, already had your first adult date. Maybe it was a quick coffee. Maybe a drunken grope in a bar. She’s coming over. Be it a hotel, your house or studio apartment furnished with your parents 60’s cast offs - there are preparations in order. No matter how much you think it’s in the bag it can all go terribly wrong.

First things first: Clean. Women see more details than men do. And they affect us, even us women from an adult dating site. So clean and when you think you’re finished, clean again. The beer your frat buddy Steve spilt that you haven’t gotten around to cleaning up? Wash it. Mutant dust bunnies so big they look like they are planning a coup? Vacuum.

Have something to offer her to drink. If you have no clue what she drinks go for bottled water, the ever popular energy drink (could also pay off) or red wine.

Turn off the TV! It’s an evil life sucking pit. Music. Music. Music.

If she actually has time to get in the door before the two of you are dry humping then offer to take her coat. Hang it up – do not toss it on the bed. It won’t be amusing to her later on to realize her coat now comes complete with love juices also tossed by you.

Condoms. Keep them handy and separated. It’s oddly not flattering to see a guy grab his condoms in one endless scroll. The girl will end up feeling like she is at the circus receiving one ticket out of the thousands that will be given out.

Members of adult dating sites often have a need for discretion. Have a fresh towel ready. She may need a quick shower before heading home. You wouldn’t want to give her the one you used to mop up Steve’s beer either.